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bogeymanblitz:

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Does anyone else play other songs to dancing baby Groot? Because I do!

eyelostmymarbles:

…This here’s a song for all the fellas!
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you’re standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next day’s function high class luncheon
Food is served, and you’re stone-cold munchin
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just BUST A MOVE!!”

bacon-dragon:

I need that guy’s door mat.

bacon-dragon:

I need that guy’s door mat.

starlordsandmixes:

wHAT IF GROOT IS AN ENTLING

zapkapowcomics:

Guardians of the Galaxy by Alex Ross

zapkapowcomics:

Guardians of the Galaxy by Alex Ross

weaaregroot:

Groot + Terran music : before and after

love-for-ronan:

  Xandar, you stand accused! Your wretched peace treaty will not save you now. It is the tinder on which you burn.

love-for-ronan:

  Xandar, you stand accused! Your wretched peace treaty will not save you now. It is the tinder on which you burn.

kisskissbangarang:

petition to have kevin bacon play star-lord’s father in guardians of the galaxy 2

scary-kitty:

Uh oh, looks like the minions at Marvel working the official character Twitters are having fun again…

scary-kitty:

Uh oh, looks like the minions at Marvel working the official character Twitters are having fun again…

giantassrobot:

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)


Bucky is fiercely protective over Gamora and Rocket. They’re all experiments that didn’t want to be created. Every villain in the galaxy know not to fuck with Gamora and Rocket or they’ll have the Winter Solider on their backs.

Bucky is fiercely protective over Gamora and Rocket. They’re all experiments that didn’t want to be created. Every villain in the galaxy know not to fuck with Gamora and Rocket or they’ll have the Winter Solider on their backs.

Warning: Lots of Spoilers

lifehackable:

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