In honor of today’s Boston Marathon, and in remembrance of last year’s, check out all the amazing evolutionary adaptations and biological wonders that let us run marathons: The Science of Marathons!
who’s gonna write me the fic from the book thief!death’s pov as he follows steve and bucky through the years
(So many humans, so many stories. I can only carry some of the stories for fear of the sorrow weighing me down. I’m a busy fellow, you know.
You’ve heard of Liesel Meminger already. I hope you carry her story with you.
During that war, there were two other humans I continued to cross paths with. Two boys.
The first had a soul like the open sky, and a body too frail to sustain it for long. I was fully expecting to have him in my arms before he reached old age. It was the other boy that kept him from me, and his devotion to the other what caught my attention all those years ago.)
I’m so exhausted, but I’m already seeing posts about the OC pony from today’s episode and the show runners “knowing what they were getting themselves into” when they put him in the show.
No one is asking for porn of their characters to be drawn just by putting them out…
Reblogging this just cause the insult of “you entitled little ramplicker” XD
I once started making a collection of benign insults that I could use on this blog in place of swearing, because I swear a lot. Some of the highlights include;
Go snort salt
Choke on super stringy cheese pizza
Rumpbumper (this one sounds too much like buttsex)
I ended up deciding the implications were all the same and clearly insults despite the words being different and ditched them. But I guess drunk me remembered ramplicker.
"Ramplicker" is truly an inspired insult. XD
So you know how every language has that word/phrase/sentence that native speakers can pronounce just fine, but foreigners can almost never pronounce it correctly? And the natives have a lot of fun telling the foreigners to try and say it and laughing at their attempts?
Some of them are ridiculous, I can’t stop reading this article.
THERE IS NOTHING MORE LOVELY AND ADORABLE THAN HEARING A NATIVE FRENCH SPEAKER SAY STREICHHOLZSCHÄCHTELCHEN. Really, try it some time (with the consent of said native French speaker of course). It will light up your whole life.
#The German sentence Ich bin böse und knalle mit der Tür (meaning I am angry and slam the door) is often taught to Danish students in German#class because however innocent the sentence is in German when spoken it sounds like Danish for I am homosexual and fuck with bulls. (via grumpyfaceurn)
*falls over laughing*
What the hell is going on?
Illium, RIGHT NOW.
This is it. This is the end times. o_o The world shall not end in an explosion, but in a flurry of squeaky hamster balls.
Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]OMFG PFFFFFFTTTTTTT XD! OMG I’M LAUGHING FORVER!
oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK
I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life
do you ever just glitch
I’m no coward, I’m a gorilla crossed with a security alarm.
What the hell happened there? Did he hyperventilate? I think he might have given himself a stroke or an aneurysm. I think that guy might be dead.
It was actually kinda cool at first.
And then he…Idfk
Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.