when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
David Luiz praying after their defeat to Germany just seriously broke my heart. As David Luiz would say, this must be part of His plan.
I don’t keep updated on Brazil as much as I should. I honestly called the world cup “Just another sports game.” I’m not terribly a sports fan. Some could say I’m “Just another ignorant American.” So what can I say?
Well… First off, that I have do have the wherewithal to understand how defeating of a loss this was. I don’t keep updated, sure, but I’ve heard some of the recent news of Brazil, and it’s not happy. So to think that a simple game of soccer could change that? For a month? A week? Even a day? To think a stupid, shiny trophy could unite a people in one country to parade through the streets, as opposed to riot? To think that a simple win could bring two most hated enemies to cheer and have a drink together? It may be a stupid game… But it’s THEIR stupid game.
So yea! I support them 100%. I can barely even IMAGINE what it might feel like. To have that chance of happiness. That chance of greatness for a WHOLE COUNTRY torn from them? When you have that weight on your shoulders and fail, you feel like you’re superman… And failed.
And yet they have dignity. GRACE. THAT OLD MAN PASSED THAT TROPHY HE HELD SO DEAR TO A GERMAN FAN, for Christ sake. Holy SHIT are they strong. So… Yea… I guess I support them a little more then just “it’s just a game” level… Because even though it is just a game to me, it’s a whole country of difference to them.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
i have never wanted to reblog something more in my life
the life of a Disney Cast Member.
Life of anyone in the service industry.
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
Bake me a cake as fast as you can!
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
Bless the last kid tho.
In which Dick’s supervisors do not approve of his sort of gunplay.
Just so you guys know this seriously happened in the comics. He threw a gun at a person.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
I’d rather you just tell me instead of you going around telling people how miserable you are or being subtle because that just makes it a lot worse for both of us. Even if you can’t bring yourself to tell me directly just ask a friend or something to pass on the message because, funny as it may be, I can’t read minds or always notice when I’ve done something wrong. Don’t worry about offending me - I feel more offended that you’d rather tell a bunch of strangers what you feel about me instead of talking to me about it.
this would actually solve a lot of problems, because my guesses can only go one of two ways — I guess right and we get to work it out because I brought it forward FOR ye who cannot solve ye own problems for some strange reason, or I endlessly guess wrong and turn into a paranoid wreck because no one will talk to me before they blow up and they get tired of me guessing like this and then everything just goes really bad…
i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating
that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck
dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times
Captain Chaotic Neutral.