what if the reason santa knows when you’re awake is cause Sandy sends him a list of kids who dont sleep when they should
when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
qima:
Cats stuck in things
Thank you.
Almost choked on my cereal
Hahaha, Diapercat
DIAPERCAT PROTECTS THE CITY DAY AND NIGHT
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
that’s sweet in a morbid kind of way.

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